They say that at the end of the rainbow there is a pot of gold, but in my opinion it would be far better if there was a wedge of cheese at the end of every rainbow. Although it would theoretically be possible to use rainbow gold to buy cheese this would take time and would be subject to global markets, whereas the price of cheese is stable and therefore a less risky investment.
Also I would think rainbow cheese would be very special and unique, whereas gold is a basic element. Anyone desperate for gold could always sell their cheese, it is just a question of looking for it in those hidden places.
Special cheese is always worth the effort of discovering. Get a hard to spell mythical little man to look for you.
Valentine’s day is a good day for coffee.
Whilst much of China is setting off fireworks and welcoming the year of the Piers Morgan, in a bid to prevent pollution this is the scene in Shanghai…
Very useful when you have 1000+ photos to download.
Happy year of the cock to Apple.
If you find you are having difficulty working out the difference between a Damsel in distress and a Damson in a dress there are a few things you can look for to determine which is which:
- Damsons tend to have a bigger waistline
- Damsels will be showing more stress, damsons do not tend to worry about anything
- Damsons taste fruity, Damsels taste fishy
- Damsons live in trees, Damsels live in towers
- Damsels usually are hairy, if a Damson is hairy then it is probably a peach
Just to help here are some photos of both…
If only a fashion expert in shining armour could rescue this princess from her dilemma. Should she wear boots or glass slippers to the ball?
Bigger waist, less hair, more fruity than fishy and a lot less high maintenance.
Posted in Doodles
Tagged Fruit, Princess
Wouldn’t it be nice if the cricket video umpire tools DRS and Snicko were actually controlled by owls…
Doctor S and his sidekick Snicko
I am far better at getting Chinese words in the correct order than learning the actual words, so I am going to share some of my memory secrets. The first is how to remember the order Subject Verb Noun.
I always think of Subject as a type of squirrel, Verb as a sort of owl and Noun as a dragon like creature with short trunk like an elephant.
As squirrels like nuts, owls like eating small rodents that eat nuts, dragons with trunks pick up the nuts, roast them and give them to villagers in return for princesses and damsels.
Using elementary graph theory techniques we can consider each type of word as having a degree of separation from a nut. Subject 1, Verb 2, Noun 3. So by remembering squirrel, owl, dragon with a short trunk, the word order is easy to deduce.
Subject squirrel, Verbowl and the Dragnoun
If you love the four times table, the Olympic Games (not the cold one) is the sporting occasion for you.*
I was interested in the fact that the Olympic rings are meant to represent all the colours on any flag of the world.
For example that great Olympic country Russia has a flag that is red white and blue, represented by the red ring, the blue ring and the white background. Here highlighted in pharmeceuticals and faecal brown…
Citius – Altius – Fortius or Medicament – Occulto – Condono?
*or the Euros if you are not English
Here is an idea for the classic quiz show, a phrase I find myself saying only too often…
Say what you see…
And the solution… something we all should agree with.
No more f’ing meetings